Quotes from in game:

[Brujah]:<<SMDM>>back in college, we saw this movie called "goin to get ya sucka".

[Brujah]:<<SMDM>>so for like a semester we called everyone hoes and pimps.

[Brujah]:<<SMDM>> well BBCT is Bitch Be Cool Tool, so the pimp used it on his hoes to put them in their place

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[Brujah]:<Uterion> oh my god.

[Brujah]:<Uterion> im gonna find a way to stake you yet you big fucker.

[Brujah]:<Uterion> *bountylist*.

[Brujah]:<<SMDM>> lol.

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Andino chats 'lol my friend is takin a shit and i knew there was no TP but i didnt say amnything :P'.

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Caine chats 'do you know what THAC0 means?'.

Andino chats 'do i want to kno?'.

Nisga chats 'its taco with an h ?'.

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[Nosferatu]:<Ikarus> did I tell you guys I had a doctors appt today?.

[Nosferatu]:<Nisga> no.

[Nosferatu]:<Destruction> hrm?.

[Nosferatu]:<Nisga> wasup?.

[Nosferatu]:<Ikarus> Doctor told me how to make my dick 9 inchs.

[Nosferatu]:<Destruction> lol.

[Nosferatu]:<Ikarus> told me to fold it in half :P.

[Nosferatu]:<Nisga> hahaha.

[Nosferatu]:<Destruction> hahaha.

[Nosferatu]:<Ikarus> hows that for a qoute?.

[Nosferatu]:<[Caine]> heard it before.

[Nosferatu]:<Ikarus> haha.

[Nosferatu]:<[Caine]> last week when i went to the doc.

[Nosferatu]:<Nisga> lol ya but it was funny *the delivery* it was unexpected.

[Nosferatu]:<Ikarus> haha.

[Nosferatu]:<Ikarus> a man after my own heart :).

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[Nosferatu]:<Nisga> u notice how demonian doesnt talk ne more.

[Nosferatu]:<Ikarus> cause hes got a mouthful of my fucking fist.

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[Nosferatu]:<[Caine]> funny though that densel won his first oscar when he played a black guy in Training Day..first time

he played a "black role".

[Nosferatu]:<Nisga> lol yea.

[Nosferatu]:<Ikarus> why did you put " " on back.

[Nosferatu]:<Ikarus> the pc police watching you or something?.

[Nosferatu]:<Ikarus> blakc is black.

[Nosferatu]:<Nisga> seen metro i think it was called.

[Nosferatu]:<Ikarus> white is white.

[Nosferatu]:<Ikarus> brown is brown.

[Nosferatu]:<Nisga> hes a neogotiator.

[Nosferatu]:<[Caine]> lol.

[Nosferatu]:<Ikarus> yellow is yellow.

[Nosferatu]:<Ikarus> im a eurepean american.

[Nosferatu]:<Nisga> poop is shit.

[Nosferatu]:<Ikarus> let someone call me white agian!.

[Nosferatu]:<Nisga> shit is poop.

[Nosferatu]:<Ikarus> we all bleed...........

[Nosferatu]:<Ikarus> and with that bit of wisdowm.

[Nosferatu]:<Ikarus> im going to take a shit.

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MoNoXiDe newbies 'man mobs are hitting way too hard

MoNoXiDe newbies 'unless thats a gangsta ass teddy bear

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AuReLiUs chats 'sometimes.....I'd rather have herpes than Dial-up'.

[Cappadocian]:<Andino> going to be off the chain people trying to get quoted for a few days.

Nisga chats 'you sure about that?'.

Andino chats 'and im pretty sure dial up is better than herpes!'.

Time passes…

AuReLiUs chats 'it kicked me off again...'.

AuReLiUs chats 'obviously it didnt like the herpes statment...'.

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[Ventrue]:<Jobe> fuck poker and the people that play it

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[Ventrue]:<[Caine]> hey beldar, btw i forgot to tell you....

[Ventrue]:<[Caine]> once you get 2k age, the code newbifies you....

[Ventrue]:<Beldar> ....

[Ventrue]:<Jobe> . . ..

[Ventrue]:<Beldar> well, that's a bit of information you really are better not knowing ;).

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[Prince]:[Uterion] how the fuck did that happen?.

[Prince]:[Uterion] flaming keeps it from working at all/!.

[Prince]:[Jobe] this morning.

[Prince]:[Uterion] mischan.

[Prince]:[Jobe] ah.

[Prince]:[Jobe] fuck u then :).

[Prince]:[Caine] flaming eh uterion?.

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Caine chats 'omg i am going to flag all of cappa as emo here ina sec'.

Faye chats 'lol why?'.

Destruction chats 'lol'.

Andino chats 'bc hes jealous'.

AuReLiUs chats 'rofl, that funny'.

Caine chats 'because they are emo'.

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Faye chats 'NO COME BACK HERE'.

Faye chats 'im all alone again ;('.

Andino chats 'lol'.

Andino chats 'poor faye'.

Faye chats '*sniffles* oh well more room for me :P'.

Faye chats 'my ego takes up alot of room'.

Andino chats 'lol'.

You chat 'wow'.

You chat 'either you are a real girl, or god you roleplay well haha'.

Faye chats 'LOL im a girl irl'.

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Andino chats 'i aint payin nuthin'.

Aramil chats 'shhhh'.

Faye chats 'not wut u said last night ;P'.

Faye chats 'jk please dont hurt me'.

Andino chats 'lol im broke :)'

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Nisga chats 'yea premature ejaculation saves me alot of time'.

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Destruction chats 'she might not have someone as good as you though caine ever thought of that!'.

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Mordechai newbies 'my ass hurts from shitting'.

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