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    .  .      .  .  |       Help on:  defecate       |  .  .      .  .  
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The ability to defecate in Realms is actually linked with a free restore,
bringing your hit points and magic points back up to full. Note that you cannot
defecate in the middle of combat - you must flee, relieve yourself, and then
return.

Example:
: defec
You can't do that now! You are in combat!
Do you want to shit all over yourself?
:

: defec
You squat down and shit.
You feel SOOO much better now.
:

